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Pakistani flag Consulate of Pakistan in Birmingham

Address2-26 Constitution Hill
Birmingham B19 3HL
United Kingdom
Phonelocal: (0121) 236.4123
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Faxlocal: (0121) 236.5126
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Uncle Poke from Jiggy Jiggy Chowk
Thu, 17 Apr 2014 08:02 EDT
I wanted a pee at the embassy but it was not to be
Peeps i wanted to use the lavatories at the Pishmillah House but they is refusing,so i doing this in a bag of pissports, they is bhote gussa and throwings me out on the street.They say they give visa but not pissa,please helps me,i wantings to go back to my beloved Pakistan, where there is no social security or social housings,free doctorings etc.
Mr Arami Dullah Panchote Patel Singh Modi
Thu, 17 Apr 2014 07:53 EDT
Embasee Pembasee = Burrah Basters
I am going to the embassy today,i am waitings for the four hours,they then tellings me that papers no good,why they no check straight away.Bloody basters i am travelling two hours,why these peoples not doing the good jobbings.I am wasting all day and time and petrol,these basteras should be castrated and made to eat their slaan tutay, gandoos.
Mr Zadari the Kaffari
Thu, 3 Apr 2014 06:12 EDT
New UK Embassy opening in the toilet at Ali's Kebab House Alum Rock
Dear peoples, just to let you know that the Pakistani government is opening a new embassy in the toilet at Ali's Kebab Shop Alum Rock, Birmingham,after much consultation with our customers we decided that the existing building at Bismillah House was inadequate and a little dated,we feel that conducting the embassy's work from Ali's Kebab shops toilet will bring us to the level we deserve to work from.All the best Embassy Employee.
Mr 10 Percent
Tue, 1 Apr 2014 16:11 EDT
I only givings the 10 percentings
Helloings peoples, my name is Zadari and i am lettings you knowings that i am only giving my wifings the 10% of the lullah lovings, i am only alsoings only doing 10% of the toiletings,when i was prime minsterings i was only doing 10% of the workings,i was caught out embezzelings and being a right cuntings because my brain only operatings at 10%.
Uncle Butt Butt Ding Ding
Fri, 28 Mar 2014 05:25 EDT
My Dog ate my Passport
I am ringings the embasee peeps but no pickings up the telephone,why these peeps employed there,i am taking my doggy as witness and they is going maddings, my doggy is peeing on their faces.They sayings that my doggy can going to Pakistan but me cant,my doggy should be prime minister of Pakistan,Zindabad.
Qamars Shopkeeper
Fri, 14 Mar 2014 10:41 EDT
Come back quick you lullah - you owe me 10 rupees
Qamar you must comings back bhote quickly yar, you is still owings 10 rupees for paan,i am bankruptings wid out dis monies yar,my betees are widout roti,pleeze comings quicklings wid 10 rupees plus 5 rupees interestings.Mr Patel shopkeeper from cunger chowk.
qamars father
Fri, 14 Mar 2014 06:29 EDT
qamar yar vy you wantings to comings back to hereings...nothings but troublings here
Qamar putar vy you wantings to comings back to Pakistan,nothings here but no monies,dry roti and corruptings..you stayings in Angraze with fatty smellings like pig wifee,yoo sendings the soshial securings monies for me and your amee,puter you no goings to embassee for visa,i kill you,Love Abah
Qamars wife
Fri, 14 Mar 2014 05:17 EDT
qamar vot u talkings you baster you are tryings to runnings home vidout the shadee...panchote
qamar vot is dis mera piar, yoo is not likings me,i knowings i am the fatty and smellings like rottenings but rishta ho geea,dis is your lifings now..baster!
Wed, 12 Mar 2014 11:30 EDT
stress full
I'm trying to get an appointment since last three days but nobody is picking up the phone. It's urgent but I don't know what to do. I'm so stress full and helpless. what should I do?
Sun, 23 Feb 2014 15:01 EST
Pakistan embassy
This place is run by baboons who don't know how to communicate with humans, you would think after years of a use they would learn their lessons but not the Pakistan Embassy just like Pakistan corruption is rife and attitudes are bad.

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